For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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