Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The power of my boobs compel you
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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