Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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