just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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