Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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