I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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