We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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