Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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