You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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