His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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