Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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