Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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