im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
