You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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