i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
