Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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