Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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