yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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