Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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