You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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