i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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