she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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