How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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