We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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