I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
smell my finger.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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