I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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