yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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