did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
