i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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