question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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