I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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