So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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