at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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