Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just high enough for therapy.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
