I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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