I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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