if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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