so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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