if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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