yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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