we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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