Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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