the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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