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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I felt like helen keller

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  But she could have totally found that shit before me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

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  thats barely a game just flip a coin

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  should we drink on heads or tails?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet

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• (904): View more from Florida

  As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.

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• (909): View more from California

  He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.

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• (209): View more from California

  Why is my belly button ring in my ear

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