bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
As shirtless as possible
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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