Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Bring me that man meat
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
