If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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