Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
