Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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