Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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