Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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