so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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